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leider aktueller denn je (obwohl von 1978)... FRANK ZAPPA - Packard Goose:
JOE: (clutching the hood ornament of an ancient car)

Maybe you thought I was the Packard Goose
Or the Ronald MacDonald of the nouveau-abstruse
Well fuck all them people, I don't need no excuse For being what I am Do you hear me, then?
All them rock 'n' roll writers is the worst kind of sleaze
Selling punk like some new kind ol English disease
Is that the wave of the future? Aw, spare me please!
Oh no, you gotta go! Who do you write for? I wanna know
I believe you is the governments whore
And keeping peoples dumb is where you're coming from
And keeping peoples dumb is where you're coming from

Fuck all them writers with the pen in their hand
I will be more specific so they might understand
They can all kiss my ass but because its so grand they best just stay away - hey, hey, hey
Hey, Joe, who did you blow? Moe pushed the button boy and you went to the show
Better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow
And I don t mean your thumb so on your knees you bum
Just tell yourself it's yum and suck it till you're numb

Journalisms kinda scary and of it we should be wary wonder what became of Mary?
And no sooner has he wondered, a vision of Mary appears to him, delivering a little lecture
VOICE OF MARY'S VISION:
Hi! It's me... the girl from the bus... Remember? The last tour? Well...

Information is not knowledge - Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth - Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love - Love is not music
Music is THE BEST...
Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct).
Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament currently in resurgence...
And no sooner has she spoken (which is awkward and probably incorrect but what the fuck), enormous flabby short cloth neck ornaments obscure the horizon in a multitude, beating their ugly wings and working their hidden chrome snap attachments as they resurge in the direction of the White Zone seek-ing snack material near the Utensil Shrines of Greater America...
JOE:
If you're in the audience and like what we do Well, we want you to know that we like you all too
But as for the sucker who will write the review:
If his mind is prehensile He'll put down his pencil
And have himself a squat on the Cosmic Utensil
Give it all yon got on the Cosmic Utensil
Sit 'n' spin until you rot on the Cosmic Utensil
He really needs to squat on the Cosmic Utensil
Now that I got that over with I'll just play my imaginary guitar again (....)

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Mo. 19. Oktober 2020, 20:30
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I don’t hate, ... I stopped doing that a long time ago. (Pat Martino)
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